Dildo

So this Christmas, both my brother and girlfriend thought i needed something different for X'mas. They got me a dildo vibrator. :S They thought i was being a bitch lately and have been acting anal to them alot. I had no idea if that's got to do with the sex or if it's got to do with work pressure or It's just them.

As if I'd use it! It's like IF i ever use it, I'd be thinking of them when i use it.. EWWWW!!!

Some of our friends were over last night and they were perpetually high and was laughing non stop. When i got home after playing some counter strike..the first thing they asked me was

"JU!! you look happy lately.. guess you really love your xmas present."
My reply : WTF u talking about? what happy?
They all laughed and started bugging me..."Show us the dildo ju!! i wanna see it"
Me : NO! leave me alone pls?
(that's me being anal - wasn't in the best mood actually)

Then they started singing this song! And i couldnt stop laughing and i just HAD to blog it.

The melody is to the song - I need a hero by Bonnie Tyler

I need a dildo....

I'm holding on to a dildo till the end of the night

It's got to be strong and it's got to be long

And it's gotta last me thru the night.

I need a dildo....

I'm holding on to my dildo till the morning is light.

I hope its not wrong, cuz now i feel so song,

And I never want it out of my sight

This is THE dildo,

It can definitely put up a fight,

After the bong, It still feels like king kong,

Oh yea, right there it feel so right.

Hahahhaaha.. I'm sorry but it sounded so gay when vincent and my brother sang it.

Sooo soo gay!

Birthday Boy

Happy Birthday Hon..

Here were some pics from the party. There are more but lazy to post em all.


Action plan during your birthday. Be prepared...
First you drink till you get drunk

Then you blow the candle on the cake

Then you use your mouth to take off the candle

Then you get attacked by your own cake.

When drunk always go near girls.. safest bet!

Try to look sober when taking pics :p

Always get those who are closest to you to drive you!

While waiting for you.. they can get drunk too!

Jade is back!!

Yup my laptop is back! And I'm broke. Her hospitalization and operation fees came up to RM 650.00. That being bad enough, I haven't finish my X'mas shopping yet. Sigh...

Still can't believe...

I cried at work today. And not because of some personal life but it's because of work. It's feels so weird and creepy thinking of it now. I actually had tears rolling down my cheeks and there and then I while i wiped off the tears before anyone could see it I started thinking..

"why the fuck am I crying?!?!?!?!"

I had no idea...

Is it because I'm leaving in 2 weeks and will be jobless? I had an offer for work.. I turned it down due to my sentimental feelings to the current company. When i did that, I knew it was a major risk... but I'm willing to take it. So i can spend a few more weeks with the people i care about.

Or the fact that I'm already backing up 2 people and despite all that work, my business unit keeps on passing me other orders that already has appointed back-ups which is not me. And I feel too guilty everytime i pass it to them. And when I ask my business unit if they read the e-mail for back-up plans.. their only reply was "Aiya..too busy to read the e-mails lar"

Then i request them to raise some pricing for me. WHICH fyi, is their job, the reply came back to me with.. "I'm too busy raising credit notes.Can you help?" I agreed... but hey.. i just remembered..I'm busy too.. I'm chasing for approvals, talking to customers, entering 3 people's orders, reading 2 e-mails at the same time, checking prices AND doing credit notes. Hmmmm.. wanna trade jobs? Sigh

I need a drink.. a hard one before i continue working tonight at home.

A fun weekend

Last weekend i had a totally different experience as usual from my normal weekends.
This time after work, I went on straight to One Utama for the company bowling tournament.
Not my best score but what the heck it's been 7 years since the TB gang went bowling. I remember the days where we would spend all our money on bowling and forgetting to keep enough money for a taxi back and would end up walking back home for hours.. It was crazy fun.

After bowling, we headed to dinner under the Business unit I'm handling. Courtesy of the boss leading the group to lead another business unit. At the dinner, I could feel loads of hidden sadness coming from many people but on the outer shell, everyone laughed, made jokes and tried becoming cupids :) I had fun eventhough i was super duper tired and sleepy from the accumalated restless nights thanks to the guest my brother has been having for the pass few nights.

The next morning, I recieved my morning call at 7 ish to get ready for our company's family day at Taman Tasik Perdana. Blurring i wore my new favourite white pants from Liz clairborne without realising that it's going to be a dirty event. The boss and sister picks me up at 7 ish and we are off to breakfast. And then the events starts. I had fun.. after the event i collapsed at home. Woke up in the evening and had major fun again with the boss and colleague and newly made friends at the one place i don't enjoy going... Beach Club. Hahahaha.. reminds me of that one time when joanne and the girls headed there with the danish dudes.. lol... the rest was history :P

Going to Beach club made me realise something. I'm still attractive to a certain type of crowd.. The guys from Nigeria, Africa and who know the list goes on... Sigh.. Its the boobs i tell ya..

They like all that....!!!! Well I'm not a racist person but they still scare me with thier pick up lines and moves. Glad i didn't drive there alone else i might just freak out if i lose my way again in Kl.

Anyways here are some random pictures ....

3M Family day - Juls can blow!! :P
Face painting..I just love being the oldest kid there :p

With the gang-Myself,Sam,Hamisah,Shue,Datin and Lala

100% Scotch!

I'm so going to miss this company :(

Tug of War babeh!

Team Scotch!

At the dinner with the COB group the night before

The boss and his cock-eye! lol

Me and the sister :)

Jade died

For those who don't know who Jade is, It's my precious laptop.
She died on me on Tuesday showing a question mark file that keeps blinking on the main screen. I don't dare to bring her to the MAC shop cuz even diagnosing it will cost at least RM 80.
December = my broke month. Yet all the things keep coming.. WHY?!?!

Already I've cut down on my xmas shopping for people by 50%. I'm so way behind on time sending this year's x'mas gifts. Sigh....

Now that Jade is dead.. I'm sending her to the hospital and pray to the lord that it won't cost too much. ARghhhh!!! So hard to survive without her. I need my daily dosage of Jade. It's been 2 days. I'm going crazy!

I can't even blog properly now. I can't think straight. It feels like it wasn't all me that Jade died.
I'm NOT going to point fingers. Jade please wake up!

Innocent Bali

At last I managed to visit it. Bali.. The place where my friends go surfing and others go shopping.

BUT... this Bali trip, I was a tourist. An innocent tourist and did her regular site visiting and shopping. No picking up guys, No surfing.. Nothing evil.

But i had awesome fun... Here are some pictures to share.

Irma,Eddie n Myself at Legian Beach

Outside our Hotel Room

The gang @ Uluwatu

Bintang Beer best!

Frustrated again...

IF i was blonde and thin... that would be my face now..
Yes...My frustration is back. but again.. I don't know the reason for this feeling.
I feel my life is not getting better but instead going downhill.
Despite trying to improve my life, It seems like I'm back to the little square box I've been in for a long long time.

I.T Savvy

Lately, If you noticed many parents has given up on the old school ways and have taken up on learning how to be tech savvy. After Meng stating his dad with camera's, Hand phones and all.

I remember in November when i was in Denmark, My mom called my mobile and told me ...

"Ju!! Ju!! I got an e-mail address already. So now how? Must i go buy a laptop?"

So cute eh my mom, She thinks that if she owns an e-mail she needs to get a computer.
Then her company gave her a laptop.. When i got back, she started asking me why our house didn't have WiFi. It was a shock to me for my mom to learn so much in so little of time. But the only thing she does with her laptop is type quotations, e-mail and Solitaire. I don't dare to get her starting in other games since just Solitaire itself could get her sitting in the office till 10.30pm without realizing the time.

Then it's my dad's turn. He bought a laptop and started playing online baccarat and all. And because of his digi card, He can go online anywhere. Hence we ended up going online at the open air car park opposite Lam Wah Ee's hospital. It was so embarrassing.. but funny at the same time.

Hit and Run...

This morning, as i was entering my car to go to work, I noticed a note on my windscreen.
The note was written...

WHJ 9774
BMW (Black)/Blue
knocked your car on 10:16 pm, we
passed by & saw
the incident

Its really great we still have caring citizens in Malaysia.. That's the first thing that passed my mind. WHAT?!?!?!?!? My car got knocked?? When did that happen? I rushed out of my car to check around.. And there it was... On the left side of my car - passenger's seat.. A dent!
I sometimes really pity my car... It's only less than a year's old and already its had more scars than my old junk Proton Saga.




First my mom drove it and someone scratched it, and then now.. a dent.
And honestly, I'm very piss cuz i know for a fact if i hit someone, I'd leave my number there..
and also the note from my witness didn't leave any phone numbers so the police they can have every right to ignore this and claim it to be a fake note.

I called my mom... Informed her about it and she asked for the Beamer's number plate.
Apparently she called the owner that bought the car 3 years ago about this.
The owner then told my mom he sold his car 2 years ago to a second hand dealer's company and then questioned her.. "How did you get my details??"

"heh heh.. I work in BMW, Sorry i called i figured if i call you directly we could work something out"

Wah my mom kheng.. I need to head to the police station tonight :( sigh.

Night out with high school friends...

So i was home "blurring" playing Texas Hold em' Poker on facebook last Tuesday night when suddenly, I received a call from Elaine T.

Elaine : JUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu... Come Equatorial Hotel now!
Me : Huh??
Elaine : We all chilling here.. Nicol is back..come over lar..
Me : Who is we all?? I'm playing tournament lar...
Elaine : Me, Nicol and Stef here
Me: It's Tuesday wei... I got work tmrw....
Nicol : Ju.. I know you so long dee I never ask you out before COME LAR!!!
Me : Sigh.. I come but I'm going back at 11.30pm

After asking Cicak girl she didn't want to go.. and getting directions to Equatorial Hotel...
I arrived... And it was an enjoyable night...

In the cab also laughing non stop dee.

Con me to take cab to Skybar

DArk abit ah sorry

Stef! I miss playing Basketball with you

Elaine..Lovesssss spanking eh..

Leadership.

I've always believed everyone should have leadership skills in them whether or not they are Employers , Supervisors or employees. Even though in a more superior position, many do not have leadership qualities.

I've always believe a great leader is a serving leader.
I'm sure many people have encountered different types of character in superiors, teachers, even parents.

My conclusion is there are 5 different types of leaders.There are...

1. Demanding ones - Where they order you around and never sincerely thank you.
2. Blur Ones - Where all they care about are figures and target and don't know and don't care whats happening around them.
3. Indecisive Ones - Where they can't make decisions on their own and makes decision based on others.
4. The cool ones - Where they are hip and happening and people working under them don't respect them as bosses. They can't seem to get the respect they want due to different reasons. ex: not knowing the nature of own business .. etc..
   
5. Serving leaders - Where they do not have standards on people and treat everyone equally. They evaluate things and knows what is happening. People get comfortable with them yet they are strict at work. The best leaders are usually serving ones.
   

You don't have to be in a high position to be a serving leader. Everyone should be a serving leader despite what position you are in. If i continue talking about this.. i might just write a book out of it.. lol

Anyways why I'm writing about this is basically to dedicate to my "indirect" boss. Soon he won't be my indirect boss anymore and i would like him to know, He is a great Serving Leader!

All the best !

Can't change the past...

This is gonna be another of those bitching post..

Those in KL like The Jelly man and Cicak girl knows I've been working quite a lot lately for work.
Rumors and beliefs in Penang are going else wise.
Apparently, If I am busy working on a project, and i can't attend a wedding on a weekend due to working, I am not allowed to go out on a weekday to drink.
And if i do, I shouldn't post up pictures, else people state I am not qualified to say I cannot come to your wedding back in Penang due to work.

First it was rumors about me only hanging out with only rich people and that I am a slut for sleeping around.. DUDE! Whoever you are, Just for your info.. I haven't been getting laid since Per if you are wondering. I don't know why..Jealousy? I don't have anything for anyone to get jealous of. I'm not hot, stunning or very ladylike. My dad even got scared that I was heading the wrong sexual orientation.. which I'm not.

Secondly, I hear 3M-ers actually don't like me and are just PRETENDING to be nice to me.
What bullshit is this? YOU should never get my work involve in my personal life.

More and more things keep popping out of my miserable so called life.
What can i do to make people happy?
The conclusion is.. Its impossible to please the whole world.
So what do you do?
Learn to please yourself.. that way you might be a happier person
and not go around bitching about others.
I'm writing this out of anger after going thru too many shit. So if anyone felt anything..
No hard feelings.

Deepavali's Friday Night

Last Friday, Joanne told me she was coming down.

And as usual.. Joanne wants to go party.

After a long non-stop working 12 day job, I too needed a drink and a break.

We wanted to go to "The Attic" to listen to Adil and his Canadian friend play but they cancelled last minute.

So since Sean told me he has already renovated the downstairs of BED, I suggested to the others and they agreed.

I gang ended up in a weird combination... My boss and 2 other 3M-er's whom i call "Tai ka che" (Big sisters), Sheena, Elaine and Joanne. While Naomie and Vig were in Sunshine, Simran, Adil and others in Cynna and Jade in Maison. The funniest part was i didn't even see any of them and we were all in the same street, different club.

Well i had fun most of the night :) Here are some pics.

The Boss-Lewis, Myself, Joanne and Sheena

Aiyo come dance lar...Sheena are those your fingers showing peace?

CY, Shareen and myself.

Die also i won't dance.. come Cheers!!

I like this picture :)

Sweet sisters :)

Aiyo my face looks like i wanna "pia tin"