Dildo

So this Christmas, both my brother and girlfriend thought i needed something different for X'mas. They got me a dildo vibrator. :S They thought i was being a bitch lately and have been acting anal to them alot. I had no idea if that's got to do with the sex or if it's got to do with work pressure or It's just them.

As if I'd use it! It's like IF i ever use it, I'd be thinking of them when i use it.. EWWWW!!!

Some of our friends were over last night and they were perpetually high and was laughing non stop. When i got home after playing some counter strike..the first thing they asked me was

"JU!! you look happy lately.. guess you really love your xmas present."
My reply : WTF u talking about? what happy?
They all laughed and started bugging me..."Show us the dildo ju!! i wanna see it"
Me : NO! leave me alone pls?
(that's me being anal - wasn't in the best mood actually)

Then they started singing this song! And i couldnt stop laughing and i just HAD to blog it.

The melody is to the song - I need a hero by Bonnie Tyler

I need a dildo....

I'm holding on to a dildo till the end of the night

It's got to be strong and it's got to be long

And it's gotta last me thru the night.

I need a dildo....

I'm holding on to my dildo till the morning is light.

I hope its not wrong, cuz now i feel so song,

And I never want it out of my sight

This is THE dildo,

It can definitely put up a fight,

After the bong, It still feels like king kong,

Oh yea, right there it feel so right.

Hahahhaaha.. I'm sorry but it sounded so gay when vincent and my brother sang it.

Sooo soo gay!

Birthday Boy

Happy Birthday Hon..

Here were some pics from the party. There are more but lazy to post em all.


Action plan during your birthday. Be prepared...
First you drink till you get drunk

Then you blow the candle on the cake

Then you use your mouth to take off the candle

Then you get attacked by your own cake.

When drunk always go near girls.. safest bet!

Try to look sober when taking pics :p

Always get those who are closest to you to drive you!

While waiting for you.. they can get drunk too!

Jade is back!!

Yup my laptop is back! And I'm broke. Her hospitalization and operation fees came up to RM 650.00. That being bad enough, I haven't finish my X'mas shopping yet. Sigh...

Still can't believe...

I cried at work today. And not because of some personal life but it's because of work. It's feels so weird and creepy thinking of it now. I actually had tears rolling down my cheeks and there and then I while i wiped off the tears before anyone could see it I started thinking..

"why the fuck am I crying?!?!?!?!"

I had no idea...

Is it because I'm leaving in 2 weeks and will be jobless? I had an offer for work.. I turned it down due to my sentimental feelings to the current company. When i did that, I knew it was a major risk... but I'm willing to take it. So i can spend a few more weeks with the people i care about.

Or the fact that I'm already backing up 2 people and despite all that work, my business unit keeps on passing me other orders that already has appointed back-ups which is not me. And I feel too guilty everytime i pass it to them. And when I ask my business unit if they read the e-mail for back-up plans.. their only reply was "Aiya..too busy to read the e-mails lar"

Then i request them to raise some pricing for me. WHICH fyi, is their job, the reply came back to me with.. "I'm too busy raising credit notes.Can you help?" I agreed... but hey.. i just remembered..I'm busy too.. I'm chasing for approvals, talking to customers, entering 3 people's orders, reading 2 e-mails at the same time, checking prices AND doing credit notes. Hmmmm.. wanna trade jobs? Sigh

I need a drink.. a hard one before i continue working tonight at home.

A fun weekend

Last weekend i had a totally different experience as usual from my normal weekends.
This time after work, I went on straight to One Utama for the company bowling tournament.
Not my best score but what the heck it's been 7 years since the TB gang went bowling. I remember the days where we would spend all our money on bowling and forgetting to keep enough money for a taxi back and would end up walking back home for hours.. It was crazy fun.

After bowling, we headed to dinner under the Business unit I'm handling. Courtesy of the boss leading the group to lead another business unit. At the dinner, I could feel loads of hidden sadness coming from many people but on the outer shell, everyone laughed, made jokes and tried becoming cupids :) I had fun eventhough i was super duper tired and sleepy from the accumalated restless nights thanks to the guest my brother has been having for the pass few nights.

The next morning, I recieved my morning call at 7 ish to get ready for our company's family day at Taman Tasik Perdana. Blurring i wore my new favourite white pants from Liz clairborne without realising that it's going to be a dirty event. The boss and sister picks me up at 7 ish and we are off to breakfast. And then the events starts. I had fun.. after the event i collapsed at home. Woke up in the evening and had major fun again with the boss and colleague and newly made friends at the one place i don't enjoy going... Beach Club. Hahahaha.. reminds me of that one time when joanne and the girls headed there with the danish dudes.. lol... the rest was history :P

Going to Beach club made me realise something. I'm still attractive to a certain type of crowd.. The guys from Nigeria, Africa and who know the list goes on... Sigh.. Its the boobs i tell ya..

They like all that....!!!! Well I'm not a racist person but they still scare me with thier pick up lines and moves. Glad i didn't drive there alone else i might just freak out if i lose my way again in Kl.

Anyways here are some random pictures ....

3M Family day - Juls can blow!! :P
Face painting..I just love being the oldest kid there :p

With the gang-Myself,Sam,Hamisah,Shue,Datin and Lala

100% Scotch!

I'm so going to miss this company :(

Tug of War babeh!

Team Scotch!

At the dinner with the COB group the night before

The boss and his cock-eye! lol

Me and the sister :)

Jade died

For those who don't know who Jade is, It's my precious laptop.
She died on me on Tuesday showing a question mark file that keeps blinking on the main screen. I don't dare to bring her to the MAC shop cuz even diagnosing it will cost at least RM 80.
December = my broke month. Yet all the things keep coming.. WHY?!?!

Already I've cut down on my xmas shopping for people by 50%. I'm so way behind on time sending this year's x'mas gifts. Sigh....

Now that Jade is dead.. I'm sending her to the hospital and pray to the lord that it won't cost too much. ARghhhh!!! So hard to survive without her. I need my daily dosage of Jade. It's been 2 days. I'm going crazy!

I can't even blog properly now. I can't think straight. It feels like it wasn't all me that Jade died.
I'm NOT going to point fingers. Jade please wake up!